Soon we’ll be able to settle this question once and for all. But since Donviti is pulling out all of the stops in a last ditch bid to regain the title of Delaware’s Hottest Blogger I guess I should give my pitch for why I am Delaware’s hottest blogger.
First of all I guess we should all agree that being hot has nothing to do with being a stand up guy when you were 19. Are we all cool with that? Good. I think we all agree that being hot means being like Alec Baldwin.
I don’t think it is gay of me to say that Alec Baldwin is the paragon of hotness. Ergo – the more a blogger is like Alec Baldwin, the hotter said blogger is. Now then, for those of you who don’t know me personally, (yet) let me describe a few of the many ways I am like Alec Baldwin.
First of all Alec Baldwin and I are both Aries. Alexander Rae “Alec” Baldwin III was born April XX, 1958. I was born that very day seven years later. (I don’t want to give away the date for security reasons). Alec Baldwin is an Emmy- and Academy Award-nominated, and Golden Globe Award-winning, American actor. I played the lead in my 8th grade musical.
He is also noted for having hosted Saturday Night Live multiple times. I have host this blog since 1971. Baldwin used to work as a busboy at the famous but now defunct New York City disco Studio 54. I worked as a busboy in the famous but now defunct Dover Delaware eatery, The Blue Coat Inn – (where, like Baldwin, I may or may not have had a lot of cocaine and anonymous sex!)
Have a nice night stewing Donviti. I think this post more or less clinches it for me.
Remember to VOTE at a special Drinking Liberally on Thursday, July 31 at Catherine Rooney’s in Wilmington.