Let me first congratulate my opponents on a fine campaign run by both of them. They truly have done well, considering what they have to work with.
I don’t have the advantage of years of submarine service (you do know what they say about Navy men, don’t you?). Nor do I have the ability to squint in the mirror and somehow see Alec Baldwin, like some see the Virgin Mary on a pastrami sandwich. No, I don’t have those advantages.
My advantage comes from my mind and the things that I can use it for. I can use it to bring home the bacon or fry it up in a pan. I can even break up said bacon to make a wonderful topping for a salad. Don’t let my name fool you. Liberalgeek doesn’t mean that I wear horn-rim glasses held together with duct tape. Upon meeting me, Mike Matthews exclaimed, “Why, you don’t look geeky at all!” Just this past weekend, Dana Garrett stated that until I introduced myself as Liberalgeek, he thought I was Delaware’s Hottest Blogger. Dana, you were, of course, right the first time.
Ladies and Gentlemen, look inside your hearts. Do you really need a blogger around the house that can sell stuff on a submarine or a guy that can fix your computer and fix us both a drink while the hard drive is being defragmented?
As I said, Jason and Donviti have truly put on a good show. Either of them could have been Iowa’s Hottest Blogger or perhaps the Twin Cities Hottest Blogger. But this is Delaware, and our standards are higher when it comes to hotness. Remember to vote for LiberalGeek on July 31st. All proceeds go to send Tommywonk to Denver.