WIADHB
On my way to work today I saved a puppies life and seconds later rescued a baby bird by giving it mouth to mouth. I also, saved a baby seal from being clubbed to death by liberalgeek. It was awful, but I did what I had to do to protect the Spaghetti Monsters creatures.
My first save was this cute little fella:
here is the next lucky creature: (that’s my hand)
And my favorite rescue from the jaws of evil is right here:
geek, DV’s kicking your ass on the hotness campaign platforms. You better grab the “I found the Lord” handle before DV starts talking about his work with Mother Theresa in India.
I’m not even going to bring up what he did to Mother Theresa. I am disgusted with that whole event…
Have we resorted to the “saving cute animals and babies” meme? How sad.
Don’t you guys realize that “hotness” has a little bit of naughty in the mix! 😉
Vote Pandora!
Pandora, if by “a little bit of naughty” you mean 7 feet of rubber hose, KY jelly, and the sole of a steel toed work-boot, you got my vote.
Ummmm that second picture is the most squirrel-like baby bird I’ve ever seen.
But the naughty is a good point. If DV is doing the Miss America “I think everyone should own a warm puppy” approach, perhaps geek should go with a more “Fonzy” type character; start riding a Harley, get a tatoo in an prominent place, wear sunglasses even at night indoors, always have a cigarette behind his ear (not a lit one, geek), etc.,
andy, it is a ‘birrel’, an animal common to Delaware as a result of our penchant for incest and bestiality.
And with that hand in the picture, you can see why he has “The Handshake Problem.”
you were only clubbing the seal because it was about to burn down that orphanage, right LG?
Exactly. Friggin’ pyro-seal.
He also saved a sheep; I saw him pushing it through the fence it was stuck in.
‘murderseal’
In that second picture (the baby-“birrel”), anyone notice DV’s long nails? When a guy has those, there’s only one suspicion…cut-and-snort.
Geek, you got ’em in a drug sting, now. I think he only saved that seal, because at first, he thought it was a mound of coke.
Maybe, Smitty, but DV can claim the ‘supermodel’ defense that being gorgeous all the time requires chemical help and is a ‘usual and customary’ practice of the fashion model industry.
Does DV ‘purge’ in order to keep his girlish figure?