McCain VP Pool

Filed in National by on July 25, 2008

Today’s NJ reports that McCain will try to capture “one point twenty one jigowatts!!” of electricity for his moribund campaign by driving his flux capacitor modified Delorean near the clock tower on main street at 10:58am on __________________ by picking __________ to be his VP.

You fill in the blanks in the comment section and win a copy of “The Life Aquatic” starring Bill Murray and Owen Wilson, directed by Wes Anderson.

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  1. jason330 says:

    August 6th
    Charles Barkley

  2. Pandora says:

    August 5th
    Pawlenty

    … or Barkley

  3. jason330 says:

    I’ve done the elctoral college math and Barkley is the only one who brings in both FL, and VA

  4. Hube says:

    jigowatts

    ROTFLMAO! You really are a dope.

  5. jason330 says:

    Is that all you’ve got Hube? Sad.

    Everyone knows it was a Zemeckis screw up in the script.

  6. delawaredem says:

    The Friday after the DNCC
    Romney

  7. Dorian Gray says:

    Using an 80s movie reference makes Jason a dope. What does using “ROTFLMAO” make you? And an exclamation mark to boot. That’s fucking lame…

  8. Pandora says:

    Hube’s jealousy is so unbecoming, and actually a compliment to you, J.

  9. Von Cracker says:

    2 days after Obama.

    Cunnilingus Rice.

  10. cassandra m says:

    I would have picked 5 August/ Pawlenty until I saw this image.

    Rice doubles down on the Iraq thing and helps him not one whit for the economy.

    Romney would be comedy gold.

    So maybe it is Pawlenty. Charles Barkley would kick John McCain’s ass.

  11. Von Cracker says:

    How about Reagan’s corpse then?

  12. oh look, Hube and another put down. I bet he puffed up his chest when he typed that too