Well, you got it now. Oh some evil slant anti catholic slant has apparently been tickling the ear of Mr. Newton I have come to read today. Apparently the Catholic readership we sought out in our massive advertising push over the Easter Break is not going as planned. Apparently the devout readers are a might bit offended and have bitten a piece of a sane mans ear enough for him to speak for this large population.
I know from the tens of millions of people that read our blog each day they may be occasionally offended. Because, well GOD forbid we put up a post of birth control or (*gasp*) alleged forced masturbation of Priests from VARIOUS schools in Delaware. I know, I know, we are awful Catholic hating people and we should stop. I have a great idea, let’s bury our heads in the sand and NOT report on anything catholic. It’s a great policy the church has adopted for a few hundred years. It’s worked well for them…
Yep, that is what we should do. “Oh that delaware-liberal they are anti catholic, I don’t read them” NOW I HAVE HEARD IT ALL. Did you know we hate the troops too? How about this, we even hate Jews for killing Jesus. Quite honestly I am a Muslim extremist and it is my hidden social agenda to slowly turn the catholic readership of Delaware onto each other so I can step out of the shadows and lead you all to MECCA! You will all wear burkas around your genitals and each month slowly I will get you to knit your own pieces to slowly cover your entire body except your butt hole and mouth hole. 2 very important orifices in many religions.
ALLAH AKBAR TO YOU ALL, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!
Hey guess what, I am a citizen of Delaware and I voice my opinion. I am sorry if you don’t like it. How about I do one post a day about gumdrops and lollipops. Wheeeeeeeee, I will put on my saddle shoes and comb out some pigtails. We can gather around the fireplace and dream we are in 1950. Gee, paw, wouldn’t that be grand? Oh I know, we should do a weeklong series on Bishop Salterelli retiring and the Mick taking over for him. Would that make you all happy? We can talk about the changing of the guard, the handing over of the secret file that says who is and who isn’t a pedophile. I will talk about the Knights of Columbus and their funny hats. How it came to be they raided the Jim Henson’s leftover Muppet closet for the fuzzy stuff on their hats.
I have an idea we can talk about the great policies the Catholic Church has. Like when a woman wants her marriage annulled (sp?) and all she has to do to get it done is pay a nominal fee and PRESTO the church doesn’t recognize it anymore. WOW…Tetsels anyone! We’ve got salted, tetsels! Get your TETSEL’s HERE!!!!
Oh wait I know I will talk about all the great stories about how the church is shutting it’s doors on the People of St. Hedwig, St Thomas and what’s that other school St. Helena’s? Oh it doesn’t matter does it? Not really, because that same beloved Catholic church that tells the parents WE will be open for 2 years is the Bastion of Honesty when they tell the parents 2 weeks before school closes that, “OH my bad, we aren’t staying open next year.” Whoops, good luck getting into another school though; we know their enrollment closed in April. Oh, but we made the sign of the cross and father clasped his hands as he told you in the church hall, so to be honest we are even now.
Yep, we hate the Catholic Church because we point out their failings. You didn’t see me put up a post when St. Anthony’s put up a fence and charged $5 to keep out the (*gasp*) he isn’t going to say it is he….Moolies (*Oh jesus donviti not again*)….
Oh yes, the Beloved Catholic Gladiator of Wilmington, doing what it can to keep the community going. Showing that catholic brand of inclusion. Well if that comes at the expense of some blacks and Puerto Ricans so be it. The ones that want to pay $5 to have some fun in the city without all Da Blacks now can.
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To read the great things being said about the Catholic Church by other obvious anti catholic people. But sure, Delaware liberal and their anti Catholic slant. Sorry, I will no longer post the bad things and will start a “happy post of the day” for all you people seeking Hosannah on the High when you come here.
If we are a Christian Nation, when are the groups that lead us going to start acting Christian?