Swain might escape from the debates, but nobody can escape from the watermelon prophecy!!
Vance Phillips invites you to his 12th Annual Crab Feast and Watermelon Extravaganza!
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Please Join Us!
DATE: August 23rd
TIME: 3p.m-5p.m.
LOCATION: Cypress Point, Trap Pond State Park, Laurel, DE
MORE: All you can eat crabs, watermelon, and corn on the cob! The famous all you can eat buffet with desserts!
$30 per person, kids 12 & under are free.
Live music provided by Gold Heart.
Paddleboats and a moon bounce for the kids!
Click here for a Google Map to Trap Pond or visit www.VancePhillips.net for more info.
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This year, the Crab Feast will “benefit” Bill Lee!
Make checks payable to Bill Lee 2008, PO Box 1750, Wilmington, DE 19899.
Consider being a sponsor for Bill!
Gold Sponsor: $1200
Silver Sponsor: $600
Bronze Sponsor: $100
All Sponsors will receive special recognition!
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Okay I put benefit in quotes. But the WATERMELON SPAKETH of Lee’s doom!!!
This is the same day as the Jamboree!
I love how it’s going to “benefit” Bill Lee.
All the “money” they “collect” will go into the coffers of his “campaign”.
Wait, those last quotes are correct…
Lest we forget the legend of the W. O. D…. it is traditionally offered to the invited guest of honor, who, once photographed with the fatal wedge, is then doomed to lose his next election.
The W.O.D. has claimed Rick “Man-On-Dog” Santorum, George “Macaca” Allen, and a number of Delaware local candidates who were swept under the penumbra in 2006.
There are many photos, so many that the DE GOP site has taken to stamping its photos with prominent copyright logos.
The W.O.D. is probably wasted on Bill Lee.
Mike Castle has been eating the W.O.D for so long he is immune… like iocaine powder.
Joe,
I copped to putting in those quotes around benefit.
I reads more honestly that way.