Delaware Liberal

You Know Who Wants to Beat The Snot Out of Me & Donviti

I guess I touched a nerve.

# 5 Mark Says:
August 14th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Jason:

I’ll tell you what I’ll do — you want the mission statement changed? You got it.

Here’s how it will work. You and I will have a nice, friendly little boxing match. Standard rules will apply, we’ll do it in a real boxing ring, standard weight gloves, all that. 3 x 2 minute rounds, with 1 minute between rounds.

If you beat me, not only will I change the mission statement I will make a maximum donation to the Markell campaign. You can even write the mission statement — anything you want, 100 words or less.

Let me know your availability and I will book the gym.

You have my e-mail address — give me a shout

Dude,

You can see how fat I am from that picture of me under the headline (that until recently read) “This man is a Coward.” Do I look like I could last more than a few minutes in a boxing ring against a macho man like you? Also, I have not been in a fight since 6th grade. I’m not boxing.

I have an idea, why not change the mission statement and add some disclosure because it is the right thing to do? Have you considered that?

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