From Daily Kos:
THE LINEUP:
Meet The Press: Secretary of Miserable Failures Condoleeza Rice. Exorcist Bobby Jindal (R-LA) and Tim Kaine (D-VA). Very Serious Discourse with Atlantic memo-master Joshua Green, Andrea Mitchell and Chuck Todd.
Tweety: Dan Rather, Kelly O’Donnell, Cynthia Tucker & Howard Fineman.
This Weak: Defense Secretary Robert Gates dreams of golfing in February. Tom Daschle – a man as exciting as watching a wet shoestring dry in the sun. A man who actually makes Evan Bayh look appealing. E.J. Dionne, Michael Gerson, Jan Crawford Greenburg and relic of the past George Will. And a fudgilicious special guest…
Face The Nation: Failed Russian scholar Condoleeza Rice. Failed infrastructure Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R) and Sen. Evan Bayh (D-IN).
Fixed News: No one could have predicted Condoleeza Rice would be such a miserable failure. Color-coded Tom Ridge & Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO).
Late Edition With Wolf: Pentagon placeholder Robert Gates frantically looks at his watch. Rep. Eric Cantor (R-McSame) & DCCC Maestro Chris Van Hollen. Bill Richardson, sans beard. Sen. Richard Lugar (IN).
CSPAN Road To The WhiteHouse: 2004 convention speeches from Obama & McCain.