If I have this guy scream at me one more time that “This product works” I may havef to shoot someone.
(“THE EASY WAY TO FIX, FILL AND SEAL VIRTUALLY ANYTHING FAST AND MAKE IT LAST!”), the Handy Switch (“BECAUSE IT’S WIRELESS, YOU CAN PUT A LIGHT SWITCH WHERE YOU NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE!”), Simoniz Fix It scratch remover (“THE SCRATCH HAS MET ITS MATCH!”) and a mini-burger cooker called the Big City Slider Station (“THE UNIQUE DESIGN COOKS ALL SIDES AT ONCE, SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO FLIP ‘EM!”