Annoyed by this guy screaming at you all the time?

Filed in National by on August 19, 2008

If I have this guy scream at me one more time that “This product works” I may havef to shoot someone.

(“THE EASY WAY TO FIX, FILL AND SEAL VIRTUALLY ANYTHING FAST AND MAKE IT LAST!”), the Handy Switch (“BECAUSE IT’S WIRELESS, YOU CAN PUT A LIGHT SWITCH WHERE YOU NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE!”), Simoniz Fix It scratch remover (“THE SCRATCH HAS MET ITS MATCH!”) and a mini-burger cooker called the Big City Slider Station (“THE UNIQUE DESIGN COOKS ALL SIDES AT ONCE, SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO FLIP ‘EM!”

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  1. Not Brian says:

    I don’t know… after the ShamWow! douche bag I am not sure I hate this dude as much as I used to….

    What ever happened to the dude who used to sell the knives and cards on cable screaming about having ‘ONE MORE MICHAEL JORDAN ROOKIE CARD!!! YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW!!!’

  2. Von Cracker says:

    I know the guy you’re talking about. Brought back memories of this Classic:

  3. Dana says:

    Now you know why I haven’t missed my broken television set all that much.

  4. still got that radio to listen to Rush and Sean though….don’t ya

  5. Joe M says:

    I saw this guy (from the OP) hawking fucking LIFE INSURANCE!

    This guy’s voice tears through my brain like glass shrapnel, but hen you have some infomercial douchebag selling something that is not made of space-age material, that where I draw the goddamn line.

    Novak could give this guy his tumor and the world would be better off.

  6. Not Brian says:

    I’d prefer he passed the tumor to Hannity and Limbaugh (the glorious trifecta)!

    In absence of that glory I can wish it on anyone who does an infomercial (especially Proactiv)!!!!!

  7. A US Army Infantry Officer says: says:

    “”If I have this guy scream at me one more time that “This product works” I may havef to shoot someone.””

    Have to “SHOOT” someone?
    Poor choice of words for a blog site that criticizes Mike W.
    The hypocrisy of being anti-gun, but oftentimes pro-violence if it meets your needs.
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