Let’s jump to conclusions and assume that not only is Biden going to be VP, but he is going to be such a kick-ass VP that he will have a Bio-pic directed by Martin Scorsese. I’ll start…
Joe Bidenthe hero, played by Tommy Lee Jones.
Tom Carper, the doofy sidekick, played by Steve Buscemi.
Celia Cohen, the groupie, played by Victoria Beckham.
Allan Loudell, the journalist, played by William Hurt.
Mike Mathews, the wisecracking blogger, played by Vince Vaughn.