Delaware Liberal

Breaking news!!!!!

Mayor of Secretary Maryland picked as McCain’s Secretary of state!

When asked why, McCain stated, “My Friends, anyone who lives in Secretary and is it’s mayor obviously qualifies to be my Secretary

oh

and I’m a POW”

Secretary, with a population of about 500
, 90% of them white, it is the right move say many of his advisors.  They represent the GOP and are a microcosm of what we are all about. 

When asked about the qualifications we were told by McCain’s advisors that based on the VP having been mayor of a town of 9000, it just makes sense to hire another mayor of a smaller town with no traffic lights.  The Sec of State isn’t quite as important, therefore the same qualifications can be applied but on a much smaller scale.  We were also told that McCain was a POW. 

The Mayor, a devout Republican has not been reached for comment. 

 

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