Delaware Liberal

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“And when that deal was struck, we began a nearly $40 billion natural gas pipeline to help lead America to energy independence,” said Ms. Palin, the Republican vice-presidential nominee. “That pipeline, when the last section is laid and its valves are opened, will lead America one step farther away from dependence on dangerous foreign powers that do not have our interests at heart.”

Picture little geeky guy raising his hand slowly, standing up slowly, interrupting the pitbull with lipstick to ask?

“Uh, Hey, Mrs Sexy Librarian Milf type lady, that works while your husband sits homes and gets to bang you, is it true that?

1. The pipeline exists only on paper.
2. The first section has yet to be laid, federal approvals are years away and the pipeline will not be completed for at least a decade.
3. In fact, although it is the centerpiece of Ms. Palin’s relatively brief record as governor, the pipeline might never be built, and under a worst-case scenario, the state could lose up to $500 million it committed to defray regulatory and other costs

Before kid can sit down, the pitbull attacks him by the head and pierces his skull.

Awww, how cute, a pitbull with lipstick….

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