An orange

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:

    That orange tastes funny.

  2. cassandra_m says:

    Welcome to Fox News!

  3. jason330 says:

    Copeland says that he discovered that the orange, when squeezed, produces a drinkable juice. He then took credit for all jobs created in Florida from 1941 to 2008.

  4. nemski says:

    That’s what happens when you spend $150,000 to dress up an orange.

  5. liberalgeek says:

    The orange is a socialist that is known to have associated with the terrorist, Johnny Appleseed.

  6. anon says:

    Earlier in its career the so-called red apple was known to have been green, and it may still have green sympathies. We still don’t know everything about this apple. Fruits everywhere deserve a full explanation from the apple.

  7. anonone says:

    Tyler Nixon (R) is running as both an apple and an orange “fusion” candidate: a repub (i.e. totalitarian) and a Libertarian.

    Tyler’s former boss, mentor, and political hero, the most corrupt Newt Gingrich said that Saturday Night Live’s skits of Sarah Palin were “were slander and were worthy of a lawsuit.”

    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/23/gingrich-palin-snl/

    Still the apple of Tyler’s eye, though.

  8. Geezer says:

    Newt Gingrich said that Saturday Night Live’s skits of Sarah Palin were “were slander and were worthy of a lawsuit.”

    That would be beautiful, since a good portion of Tina Fey’s lines were taken verbatim from Palin. I’m dying for his explanation of how reading a person’s own words could constitute slander.

  9. It may look like an apple, and be called an orange, but any Libertarian knows you need more veggies in your diet.

    Their problem is that they only offer lima beans and brussel sprouts. Might be better for ya, but they don’t taste as good as an apple or an orange.