Cluster-Based Economic Development & Rock Hard Nipples

Filed in Delaware by on October 23, 2008

Tom Carper staffer, Erik Hopkins, is teh hottness according to Cosmo.

Per Cosmo you needs the smartness to work for Carper. It aint just about having a nice set of abs. Check this out.

Dating deal breaker: “When a girl I’m seeing obsessively calls or texts me. I feel like she’s stalking me.”

Hmmm…Ya think?

Aw… who am I trying to kid? I’m just jealous because I gave up my six pack abs for lent in 1987 and they never came back.

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  1. George Costanza says:
    October 23, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    It moved, Jerry, it moved!

  2. jason330 says:
    October 23, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    I wanted to post the picture but somehow wordpress knew that it was too sexy for DL and saved me from breaking the internets with the hottness.

  3. i live in hot nets says:
    October 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    dear lord, i used to work with this guy. i didn’t know he was working for carper now.

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