Tom Carper staffer, Erik Hopkins, is teh hottness according to Cosmo.
Per Cosmo you needs the smartness to work for Carper. It aint just about having a nice set of abs. Check this out.
Dating deal breaker: “When a girl I’m seeing obsessively calls or texts me. I feel like she’s stalking me.”
Hmmm…Ya think?
Aw… who am I trying to kid? I’m just jealous because I gave up my six pack abs for lent in 1987 and they never came back.