“Yes, Donsqyuishy”
“I’m no doctor, so I’m not sure of the answer to this question but, Is my son supposed to have 3 arms growing out of his ass?”
It’s completely normal now a days. You see Donsqyuishyi, the government has deregulated just about everything and allowed harmful chemicals to be used in just about everything. Corporations now know what is best for you and are fully aware of the health risks when the test new products for you to use and enjoy. You see Donviti, in a free market society, we don’t need regulation and if a company creates a product that causes your son to have 17 eyes, well eventually that company will just go out of business and that will teach the rest of the competition a big, big, ginormous lesson not to ever, ever do that again or they could be poor, broke, down and out on the streets without a home to live
So, Unfortunately for you, it is your kid that has 3 arms growning out his ass. But, that’s the price we have to pay for deregulation.”
“Oh, ok, thanks Doc, as long as my son dies and it is for a good reason. Here’s my $50 copay!”