Ummmm I don’t understand

Filed in National by on November 13, 2008

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  1. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    so i guess you found it….. πŸ™‚
    was worried for awhile.

    Breakfast Club

  2. FSP says:

    It’s on.

    The question is this: Jay Rock blew the stream last night due to too many visitors. Can DV do the same?

  3. RSmitty says:

    Someone didn’t get off on the right foot with viti? Hell no. 😯

    Get with it, gasbag!

  4. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    lush!
    OH NO NOT THAT ONE

  5. Miscreant says:

    I can’t believe you’re not live blogging this. If anyone can BLOW a server, it would be Donwhatthe fuckever.

  6. jason330 says:

    OH shit. Nice joke.

  7. RSmitty says:

    DV – is this story what led you to constantly commenting on co-workers breasts (yes, the men, too)?

  8. Miscreant says:

    More jokes! Maria will surely regret this.

  9. kilroy says:

    What the F! has he been smoking Killer Weed?
    Who gives a shit about Happy the Clown

  10. RSmitty says:

    Damn, I thought I was the only one who knew that trick with those old cable boxes. DV, you freaking loser, welcome to hell!!!! πŸ‘Ώ

    Get me my coffee, beeyatch!

  11. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    ADD kicking in big time

    stay on topic

  12. JohnnyX says:

    Spaten Optimator at 9:27 AM? DV, you are truly a legend among men!

  13. RSmitty says:

    πŸ˜† That was you getting your lily-white ass beat on Concord Pike way back when?

  14. RSmitty says:

    Spaten Optimator at 9:27 AM? DV, you are truly a legend among men!
    When the cop outside the station stops you when you leave, tell him/her you are Rep-elect Atkins.

  15. JohnnyX says:

    Wow, making love to women in baths of garlic. Is that a natural contraceptive?

    After Shemp it was Curly Joe – and yes he sucked.

  16. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    dork, turn off your cell phone

  17. delawaredem says:

    Oh God. Toss your salad.

  18. kilroy says:

    “ADD kicking in big time”

    For real! Dam I thought my cornbread wasn’t done in the middle!

    He forgot to tell everybody that when he was getting water ice at Fusco’s dad was placing his bets on the numbers!

  19. RSmitty says:

    Carrots in her tossed salad…

    I will NEVER look at Maria the same way again.

  20. FSP says:

    DL contribs who have been on DTR:

    LG? Check.
    Jason? Check.
    DV? Check.

    Ladies?

  21. RSmitty says:

    Ladies?
    DD and nemski?

  22. delawaredem says:

    Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.

  23. pandora says:

    I don’t know, Dave. The bar has been raised today. πŸ˜‰

  24. JohnnyX says:

    What? Sex stories? Get to it already!

  25. RSmitty says:

    Second career? Yeah, the pay is GREAT! 😯

  26. JohnnyX says:

    Dude – one too many syllables in diocese. Optimator is kickin in!

  27. it’s the sex i am in it for

  28. RSmitty says:

    You plannin’ to toss Dave’s salad, are you? That’s a LOT of salad.

  29. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    karma’s a bitch huh! πŸ™‚

  30. pandora says:

    He’s actually a very good story teller.

  31. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    pandora…. it’s b/c he loves to hear himself talk

  32. JohnnyX says:

    Scrapple, hell yeah! Everything but the oink!

  33. Miscreant says:

    Get the fuck out. I’m having a scrapple sandwich right now, with grape jelly of course.

  34. RSmitty says:

    When does the good part of the show start?

  35. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    only in your dreams sunshine πŸ™‚

  36. RSmitty says:

    HAH! You have a newborn…you ain’t gettin’ shit for weeks! Hope you still have that old Hustler around.

  37. delawaredem says:

    I must agree. Donviti is an excellent storyteller or talker. Must be the Italian in him. Donviti, you are hilarious and you need to do this for a living.

    Miscreant…scrapple and grape jelly???? You only put ketchup on scrapple.

  38. pandora says:

    Aw… he’s stuck on you, Mrs. Hotviti.

  39. delawaredem says:

    Oh God. Ms. Hotviti is now cleaning the gun

  40. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    8 years between.

  41. pandora says:

    Hopefully, this interview won’t generate more “dirty laundry” emails.

  42. Miscreant says:

    “…scrapple and grape jelly???? You only put ketchup on scrapple.”

    The only way to have it. Another dubious habit I picked up from my grandfather. The wife and kids use ketchup. I don’t know what went wrong.

  43. delawaredem says:

    LOL. Donviti manages to be sweet and insulting in the same sentence towards his wife. He is a trip.

  44. This is a fascinating interview. Have the servers crashed yet?

  45. RSmitty says:

    You call your wife’s lower regions “Baltimore Inner Harbor?” That’s soooooo dirty…..

    Just how many ships came into port? Sheesh!

    (sorry, Mrs. Viti…)

  46. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    i agree maria. i tried to get him to grow it out.

    i think he wants to look like he’s right out of prison

  47. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    smitty… right off the block

  48. RSmitty says:

    I have to admit I miss him buying me coffee at work just so he could yap his gums for about an hour.

  49. RSmitty says:

    Um…Felching = NSFW

  50. delawaredem says:

    Hahahahahaha…..oh GOD. Viti is a diehard Christian fundamentalist.

  51. Randy Nelson says:

    Miscreant,

    That’s funny.

  52. Dorian Gray says:

    “This is a total disgrace.”
    -Sir Alex Ferguson

  53. G Rex says:

    I guess I missed the joke. Was it about gay sailors?

  54. Miscreant says:

    Green energy. At last a respectable topic. Let’s get back to the Inner Harbor.

  55. Dorian Gray says:

    Now you’re on thin ice.

  56. RSmitty says:

    Jason, get back to work! Open up the line!

  57. RSmitty says:

    …the guy can’t even complete a marathon without breaking his foot…

    Yet, I know someone who can’t even WALK without breaking his LEG!!!

  58. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    wait you broke your foot walking. pansy

  59. pandora says:

    Is he ADD? Finish a story, DV! I’m on the edge of my seat.

  60. liberalgeek says:

    I totally missed the joke.

    But the ADD is in full force. We are in the middle of about 15 stories.

    And now with the Smitty.

  61. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    he is totally ADD pandora

  62. JohnnyX says:

    WTF? I think you killed the stream

    Oh wait, it’s back.

  63. liberalgeek says:

    I don’t know what his problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

  64. liberalgeek says:

    No F’ing way his grandmother picked cotton next to slaves.

  65. pandora says:

    I’m so confused, but he is entertaining.

  66. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    i think we are all confused

  67. FSP says:

    Thank God this is almost over. We’re at about as much bandwidth as we can handle at one time.

  68. RSmitty says:

    What are you saying? When Gerry and John come on, the hit to the servers will die off significantly?

  69. Miscreant says:

    Nice wrap up.

  70. JohnnyX says:

    Wow…”hold my kid over the toilet and let her piss”…incredible.

  71. pandora says:

    I can’t believe I listened to the whole thing! πŸ˜‰

  72. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    thanks maria but i have one πŸ™‚

  73. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    WE HAVE PLANS…… NO

  74. liberalgeek says:

    Always with the plug. I love it.

  75. Mrs. Hotviti says:

    you did great! was amusing

  76. pandora says:

    Nice job, DV! I won’t go as far as saying you made us proud! πŸ˜‰

    Seriously, great fun.

  77. JohnnyX says:

    That was probably the most crazy unintelligible disjointed clusterfuck of a radio interview I’ve ever heard.

    Yet I loved every minute of it. Nice work.

  78. kilroy says:

    It was great ! Brought back memories growing up Italian! Kilroy=1/2 Divirgilio

    But I am surprised you didn’t mention Chief Halftown or Sally Star , LOL

  79. pandora says:

    Kilroy, he’s too young for Sally Star. Geez, he’d never seen Ultra-man!

    Hayata rocks!

  80. cassandra m says:

    Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.

    Don’t feel bad, DD, Maria call us all “boys” over here a few days back.

    The interview sounded like fun — sorry I missed it!

  81. FSP says:

    “Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.”

    Actually, it’s the ladies that we actually want on the show.