Ummmm I don’t understand
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so i guess you found it….. π
was worried for awhile.
Breakfast Club
It’s on.
The question is this: Jay Rock blew the stream last night due to too many visitors. Can DV do the same?
Someone didn’t get off on the right foot with viti? Hell no. π―
Get with it, gasbag!
lush!
OH NO NOT THAT ONE
I can’t believe you’re not live blogging this. If anyone can BLOW a server, it would be Donwhatthe fuckever.
OH shit. Nice joke.
DV – is this story what led you to constantly commenting on co-workers breasts (yes, the men, too)?
More jokes! Maria will surely regret this.
What the F! has he been smoking Killer Weed?
Who gives a shit about Happy the Clown
Damn, I thought I was the only one who knew that trick with those old cable boxes. DV, you freaking loser, welcome to hell!!!! πΏ
Get me my coffee, beeyatch!
ADD kicking in big time
stay on topic
Spaten Optimator at 9:27 AM? DV, you are truly a legend among men!
π That was you getting your lily-white ass beat on Concord Pike way back when?
thanks johnny
Spaten Optimator at 9:27 AM? DV, you are truly a legend among men!
When the cop outside the station stops you when you leave, tell him/her you are Rep-elect Atkins.
Wow, making love to women in baths of garlic. Is that a natural contraceptive?
After Shemp it was Curly Joe – and yes he sucked.
dork, turn off your cell phone
lol
Oh God. Toss your salad.
“ADD kicking in big time”
For real! Dam I thought my cornbread wasn’t done in the middle!
He forgot to tell everybody that when he was getting water ice at Fusco’s dad was placing his bets on the numbers!
Carrots in her tossed salad…
I will NEVER look at Maria the same way again.
DL contribs who have been on DTR:
LG? Check.
Jason? Check.
DV? Check.
Ladies?
Ladies?
DD and nemski?
Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.
I don’t know, Dave. The bar has been raised today. π
What? Sex stories? Get to it already!
Second career? Yeah, the pay is GREAT! π―
Dude – one too many syllables in diocese. Optimator is kickin in!
it’s the sex i am in it for
You plannin’ to toss Dave’s salad, are you? That’s a LOT of salad.
karma’s a bitch huh! π
He’s actually a very good story teller.
pandora…. it’s b/c he loves to hear himself talk
Scrapple, hell yeah! Everything but the oink!
Get the fuck out. I’m having a scrapple sandwich right now, with grape jelly of course.
When does the good part of the show start?
only in your dreams sunshine π
HAH! You have a newborn…you ain’t gettin’ shit for weeks! Hope you still have that old Hustler around.
I must agree. Donviti is an excellent storyteller or talker. Must be the Italian in him. Donviti, you are hilarious and you need to do this for a living.
Miscreant…scrapple and grape jelly???? You only put ketchup on scrapple.
Aw… he’s stuck on you, Mrs. Hotviti.
Oh God. Ms. Hotviti is now cleaning the gun
8 years between.
Hopefully, this interview won’t generate more “dirty laundry” emails.
“β¦scrapple and grape jelly???? You only put ketchup on scrapple.”
The only way to have it. Another dubious habit I picked up from my grandfather. The wife and kids use ketchup. I don’t know what went wrong.
LOL. Donviti manages to be sweet and insulting in the same sentence towards his wife. He is a trip.
This is a fascinating interview. Have the servers crashed yet?
You call your wife’s lower regions “Baltimore Inner Harbor?” That’s soooooo dirty…..
Just how many ships came into port? Sheesh!
(sorry, Mrs. Viti…)
i agree maria. i tried to get him to grow it out.
i think he wants to look like he’s right out of prison
smitty… right off the block
I have to admit I miss him buying me coffee at work just so he could yap his gums for about an hour.
Um…Felching = NSFW
Urban Dictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching
Don’t go there.
Hahahahahaha…..oh GOD. Viti is a diehard Christian fundamentalist.
Miscreant,
That’s funny.
“This is a total disgrace.”
-Sir Alex Ferguson
I guess I missed the joke. Was it about gay sailors?
Green energy. At last a respectable topic. Let’s get back to the Inner Harbor.
Now you’re on thin ice.
Jason, get back to work! Open up the line!
…the guy can’t even complete a marathon without breaking his foot…
Yet, I know someone who can’t even WALK without breaking his LEG!!!
wait you broke your foot walking. pansy
Is he ADD? Finish a story, DV! I’m on the edge of my seat.
I totally missed the joke.
But the ADD is in full force. We are in the middle of about 15 stories.
And now with the Smitty.
he is totally ADD pandora
WTF? I think you killed the stream
Oh wait, it’s back.
I don’t know what his problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
No F’ing way his grandmother picked cotton next to slaves.
I’m so confused, but he is entertaining.
i think we are all confused
Thank God this is almost over. We’re at about as much bandwidth as we can handle at one time.
What are you saying? When Gerry and John come on, the hit to the servers will die off significantly?
Nice wrap up.
Wow…”hold my kid over the toilet and let her piss”…incredible.
I can’t believe I listened to the whole thing! π
thanks maria but i have one π
WE HAVE PLANS…… NO
Always with the plug. I love it.
you did great! was amusing
Nice job, DV! I won’t go as far as saying you made us proud! π
Seriously, great fun.
That was probably the most crazy unintelligible disjointed clusterfuck of a radio interview I’ve ever heard.
Yet I loved every minute of it. Nice work.
It was great ! Brought back memories growing up Italian! Kilroy=1/2 Divirgilio
But I am surprised you didnβt mention Chief Halftown or Sally Star , LOL
Kilroy, he’s too young for Sally Star. Geez, he’d never seen Ultra-man!
Hayata rocks!
Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.
Don’t feel bad, DD, Maria call us all “boys” over here a few days back.
The interview sounded like fun — sorry I missed it!
“Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.”
Actually, it’s the ladies that we actually want on the show.