Damn my slow reflexes!

Filed in National by on November 14, 2008

I listen to Al Mascitti in the car, so from time to time when I go out in the afternoon my radio is set to WDEL. It generally just takes me a second for my hand to fly to the dial and change it when I hear, noted moron, Rick Jensen’s voice. But no matter how fast I am I usually hear something stupid, because his show is is really just a steady stream of stupidity and nonsense that he gleans from watching Sean Hannity each evening.

Anyway, my slow reflexes caused me to hear these words of wisdom today:

“Ted Kennedy was the hero of Chappaquiddick.”

How lame is that? I guess knowing that Jensen is as irrelevant as he is stupid is somewhat comforting, but I just don’t see how such a pathetic nit wit remains gainfully employed.

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  1. liberalgeek says:

    I have also fallen victim from time to time of accidental Jensoning. It is never pretty.

  2. miscreant says:

    You’re right, it was immensely stupid and very disrespectful. In fact, it ranks right up there with this one:

    “Holy crap! Bush has replaced Hitler as the guy nobody wants to be.”

  3. jason330 says:

    Mine is true. Did you even read the post?

  4. Von Cracker says:

    You really shouldn’t give F-list radio personalities coverage….especially ones who stenographize off the dumb kids…

  5. jason330 says:

    tru dat.

  6. …especially when you can listen to Z-list radio personalities like myself, Jason!

  7. Dorian Gray says:

    Jensen’s topics for next week:

    Monday – Tippie Canoe and Tyler too
    Tuesday – The teapot dome scandal
    Weds – US Grant is a drunk
    Thurs. – Obama supported Tripoli in the Barbary Treaty of 1798.

    Way to live in the past

  8. pandora says:

    On my way to pick up my son from school, Jensen instructed his listeners to call Al’s show on Monday and pull a liberal drive-by. That is: call in, state your point, and then hang up.

    He claims he suffers from this on his show all the time. Liberals just won’t debate him. Hmm… remind me again. Who hung up on who, Jason?

  9. Miscreant says:

    “Did you even read the post?”

    Yes I did. That’s why I cited the quote. It’s merely a pathetic smear, exactly like the cheap shot against Kennedy.