NASA

Filed in National by on November 15, 2008

A 5th planet has been discovered orbiting 55 Cancri. That is a solar system that is located 41 light-years away (a mere 2.41018492 × 10 to the 14th power miles as the crow flies).

Astronomers predict that an Earth like planet will be discovered orbiting a sun like star within 50 years. So, I think we all agree, that it is high time we start working on a huge wall to keep the riff raff from taking out jobs and sponging off all our emergency room services.

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:

    I hope I’m still alive when they find it. I think it’s a matter of time until we find another planet inhabited by life as well.

  2. Puzzler says:

    Wait….who cares if these riff raff are Mexican.

    Are they muslim?

  3. X Stryker says:

    Well you know… illegal aliens are all alike to these people. 😉

    a mere 2.41018492 × 10 to the 14th power miles as the crow flies

    I believe you mean “as the space-crow flies”. Ain’t no air for the regular crow to flap them wings on!