- Republicans can no longer absolve themselves of the economic crisis when they were in power, and then simultaneously state that now that Dems are in control there’s no excuse for not solving everything.
- Republicans cannot support patriotism and respect for the Office of the President only when a Republican is housed in that office.
- Republicans can no longer frighten us with the prediction of another 9/11 should Democrats hold power without acknowledging that 9/11 happened on President Bush’s watch.
- Republicans can no longer be pro-life unless they expand that concept to include those welfare mothers who keep pushing out babies.
- Republicans can no longer accuse anyone of being a socialist until they rip up their Social Security and Medicare cards.
- Republicans can no longer run on the Sanctity of Marriage until they show that Republican marriages are immune to divorce and adultery.
- Republicans can no longer be called Fiscal Conservatives because… well.. they aren’t.
- Republicans can no longer call themselves the Party of Small Government because… see #7
- Republicans have to stop pretending the reason women, gays, and minorities don’t vote for them is merely a communication problem and accept the fact that their message is coming through loud and clear.
- And finally… Republicans have to stop pretending that the reason they lost was because they weren’t conservative enough.
I’m sure I missed some. Have at it.