BREAKING: CASTLE WILL NOT RUN FOR SENATE

Filed in National by on November 25, 2008

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CASTLE. IS. NOT. RUNNING. PERIOD.

Get over it losers.

Castle is gutless, 99 years old and stroke impaired. Having served during the Bush years, he has a record that will kill him vs. a decent opponent.

He sleep walks through his house races, but would have to…you know…campaign to win a senate seat.

The sooner the GOP gets over this fantasy the better for everyone.

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  1. Gorilla says:

    10 bucks says he runs.

    Just to send fat J to the grave!

  2. RSmitty says:

    You’re not going to attract politicians with an ad hominem post like this. Go into a corner and give yourself a time out!

  3. xstryker says:

    The chances of us letting up on Ol’ Coinage McGee or Carper are nil. You can put that fantasy to bed, Smitty.

  4. Gorilla says:

    I actually think you should turn it up. The level of your personal disgust aligns closely with your delusional paranoia. Since you actually think people in power care about anything you have to say, the thought of you checking under your car every morning brings tears of laughter to my eyes.

  5. jason330 says:

    Since you aren’t making some empty headed comment about Castle running, it is like I can’r event hear you.

  6. Gorilla says:

    or type!

    Did you suffer a stroke? Are you 99 years old?

    Nope. Just fat and stupid.

  7. jason330 says:

    Still no Castle running for Senate yammering. Good.

  8. Gorilla says:

    Castle for Senate!!

    ….because it will kill Jason.

  9. Joanne Christian says:

    Priscilla Rakestraw seems very warm to the idea, and she speaks with him frequently…just ask Matthews. Hemlock, Jason?

  10. jason330 says:

    Not. Happen. ing.

    100% Certain.

  11. Gorilla says:

    Wow….100% certainty from Captain Fromunda Cheese…..the male Celia Cohen!

  12. jason330 says:

    YEs. Only, unlike Celia, I have a vagina.

  13. Gorilla says:

    So what? Democrats only use the rear door.

  14. Puzzler says:

    “So what? Democrats only use the rear door.”

    Actually, based on news reports the last several years, republicans always fear, but also seem to desire the ‘rear door’ the most.

  15. Unstable Isotope says:

    LOL@Puzzler.

    Yep, Republicans are the ones obsessed with the rear door, it seems.

  16. liz says:

    Priscilla Rakestraw says he is? If you can believe that ole elephant.

  17. Then Carney will run for Rep against Castle.. which is why the Democrats didn’t support Hartley-Nagel in this election, which means…

    Liz was right.

    ..I’m heading to the bomb shelter. It must be the end of days.