What to Buy for the Conservative Man on your Christmas List
Do you struggle with gifts for the Conservative man in your family? I mean, how many Red sweaters, scarves, and socks does one guy need? Forget about Red. Why not move onto Red Hot?
The new “Pretty In Mink” calendar is the perfect gift for the guy in your life who still believes Sarah Palin was winking at him. Order now! Don’t miss the chance to see such great conservative “minds” such as Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin swathed in mink with enough make up plastered on their faces that one might be forgiven for questioning exactly what they’re selling.
But you must act quickly! Rumor is Rich Lowry is buying them fast!
Tags: Republican Crazy, Satire
The ugliness of their politics shows through.
I give this calendar four buckets of puke out of five.
When I stumbled across this all I thought was “What were they thinking?”
Just perfect for our times. The women of wingnut welfare walking around in fur coats.
This covers all the bases. The conservative Stepford elite, trotted out as sex objects, wearing pricey dead animals while the economy collapses around them.
Do I ever love this!
I work with a fair number of conservative guys (some are real wingnuts) and I’m thinking that the real fun of giving these guys something like this is the explanation they’ll be giving their wives on the utility of a calendar like this.
The company Christmas party may never be the same….
Elegant on the outside; Mogadishu inside.
Or my personal fav:
You can polish a turd all you want, but it’s still a turd!
I was going to say that UI and X should write thier reviews on the Amazon page, but Amazon does nto appear to be selling it.