It Has Come To This
If you want an inside scoop as to what is happening at Dellib, well let me be the first to peel back the curtain enough to see the cat licking itself in the corner.
Delaware Liberal cares about you the reader. We care about what you think. In fact we care A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK IF YOU ARE A CAT LOVER! It has gotten to the point that there are internal discussions at Dellib regarding particular posts (mostly of mine) that might make the fur stand up of a few of our readers. Those readers might be you, a cat-love. If you (said reader) are a CAT-LOVER, you should be pretty happy right now.
Why?
Well, because many of the folks right here at Delaware Liberal are trying to get their heads so far up your ass that they won’t tackle certain topics is my guess. They get all squeemish when I post something that is rated GROWL. YIKES!!!! They don’t want me to write the word BARK or bash the fur licking felines know as the SPCA. It might offend you. You might not come to us with a juicy story. You might not…gasp…talk to us or ….gassspppp….respect us.
WE NEED YOUR RESPECT! WE NEED IT! PLEASE DON’T HATE US! WE ARE SORRY!
So listen forgedaboutit…if you are a cat-lover in Delaware and want to influence things just give us a ring. We have several people internally that are willing to pet your cat and not write about certain topics so you will give us a (ready for this) a YOUTUBE interview.
Delawareliberal.net acting like we are keeping it real….
So, it has come to this. If you don’t see me writing here anymore it is because we don’t keep it real anymore and we are too worried about what cat-lovers think of us. We will no longer be serving Delaware only a group of cat lovers in Delaware.
God willing I will still be here and be a part of something that should be for the citizens of Delaware not for beating the opposition to the point that we sacrifice our ethics and become mouthpieces for the Feline Party of Delaware.
Look down quick! See the shark below us?
At least you’re not a pussy.
This “keeping it real” — it’s a testosterone thing, right?
So the claws are out….again. What? Is someone over there trying to land a spot on some transition team?
(Ok, I forcing the issue, disingenuously I might add)… Cat lovers I interpret as hetero-sexuals.. Miscreant provides the clue above.
Those with “heads” up their asses, naturally using the slang, are male gays…
So you are saying you are being squelched from discussing homosexuality, for fear of upsetting those heterosexuals who frequent your site…
Or are you saying is that the male members of Delaware Liberal are trying to score with certain commenters, and do not what heterosexual posts mucking up the works…
Or neither of the above?
lol
WTF is this all about?
Put on those big girl panties and tell it like it is ’cause I don’t understand the ‘cat lover’ references.
Nemski is trying to get taken out for free drinks.
Cajun – I suspect that you missed the post that this was satirizing.
http://delawareliberal.net//2008/11/24/it-has-come-to-this/
I like all animals.
anon,
I’m not sure nemski will get a free drink, it’s Doniviti that has a fan.
LG –
I had the exact same thought.
Hey, as long as you guys don’t love cats.
That would be cruel.
I love cats! You like fried rice with yours?
sanitized for your protection…
in your endo!
Well so much for keeping the litterbox clean around here DonKitty!
nemski’s cat is clawless
But Nemski makes up for it in whiskers.
Screw, I’m not homosexual, I’m gay, so can I stay? Tough I’m staying anyway.
A gay man named Rod. Now that’s hot!
I like all animals…cats, dogs…even ferrets!
LG,
Of course I read the post – that’s how I got here to post.
I still don’t get it. Sorry.
Actually, the link I gave you was to another post. But honestly, you and I have already expended more time than the two of the posts merit just trying to sort it out.
Bottom line – at this point, if you figured it out, it wouldn’t have been worth the time.