Fact of the Day
Ugg’s are freaking retarded. I don’t care what you are wearing with them, you look retarded. Worse than crocs. You don’t look hot with your sweatpants on and tucked into them. Your rear ends look terrible in sweat pants couple that with ugly freaking boots that need to be taken off the planet faster than the Palin family and you have a walking nightmare. Also, YOU look ridiculous with the fake ugg’s that are so freakin fury you look as though you just got off a plane that swept you out of Siberia. You are in Delaware. You don’t need to dress like you are in Sub Zero weather in December.
2nd Fact of the Day.
Chicks that wear leather boots that have a heel are HOT. Tight jeans tucked into the boots, HOTTER. Wearing a Skirt that comes above the knee and those boots is HOTTEST!
Our very own red carpet fasion critic. Now we have all the info-tainment bases covered.
RED carpet at the Ball! I love it! Great idea. We can invite Tommy to do the milque toast interviews before guests enter the venue!
You forget to add those rubber Crocs.
Good, just as long as you leave my Birkenstocks out of this. LOL
hmm, uggs must be on the kids’ christmas lists.
Those rubber Crocs look like Clown Shoes. Seriously.
DV – You are really showing your age, dude. I don’t particularly like Uggs on birds but it is a generational thing. As you know, Mrs. Gray is quite fashionable and doesn’t own a pair, but she’s also not a high school junior. The only girls I’ve seen wearing sweats and Uggs are under the age of twenty. Stop commenting on what their asses look like you dirty old perv.
blah, blah,blah. stop trying to act like THE authority in fashion. It’s ok, you don’t have to feel threatened by my observation, you are the only person I know that thinks he can pull of a seer sucker in May ;P
Shit, somebody is touchy. I didn’t say I was THE authority on fashion. But compared to you I’m Tom Fucking Ford.
Anyway, the note was meant as commentary on your out-of-touch middle-aged creepiness more than a commentary of fashion.
But since you mention it, I do dress better than you, in May or any other month.
As DV gets older and loses more hair, he is getting grouchier and grouchier. I think in time, he’ll become so grouchy, he’ll become a Republican. 😉
The next post from Don-receding-hairline-so-I-shave-my-head-Viti will be about the Beatles “hippie” haircuts or baggy pants. Just wait. He’s clear auditioning for Andy Rooney’s spot at the end of 60 minutes.
“Didja ev’r notice that more men are getting earrings?”
DV (Col. Kurtz) is going mad!
At least the whole embroidered letters on the ass of sweatpants thing is going out of style! I don’t need to see the word “slut” on your ass to know w’ots da deal….it’s the tramp-stamp that gives you away! Bull’s Eye!
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I don’t like Uggs and I don’t like crocs either. I’m guess I’m a fuddy duddy.
I’m lucky. So far neither of kids (ages 14 and 11) have asked for either Uggs or crocs!
I hear you Pandora–I couldn’t find new cords and a pea coat fast enough!
Finally Don, a moment of agreement.
a broken clock is right twice a day
not in the military, dv!
Any type of high heeled footwear and jeans are so not in ….. unless you’re from DE.
Crocs are tasty !!!
Just for clarity, I think rockings crocs and Uggs is in terribly bad taste. But it’s just a kids thing. Are you going to complain about the sneakers with wheels and lights?
Alligator jerky’s not bad either…. seriously!
By the way, as much as it pains me, h. is right. Jeans with flats or flat boot are “in”. Higher heels with jeans are not in bad taste, but it isn’t a smart choice.
h,
Any type of high heeled footwear and jeans are so not in
proof that you really are clueless in so many ways
Higher heels with jeans are not in bad taste, but it isn’t a smart choice.
assuming you aren’t eliminating boots from that statement then preparte to see women tucking there jeans in their boots DG.
How do I know this and you don’t?
Dorian, you fail to realize that the entire point of the fashion industry is for ladies to appeal to DV and for men to wish they could be him.
your losing cred DG and fast
http://www.rachaelrayshow.com/show/segments/view/boots-jeans-cuffing-tucking-and-hemming/
Do wear tight, skinny jeans. They really lengthen the leg and fit well into a boot. If you’re uncomfortable with skinny jeans, try wearing a longer top over them. Another great way to eliminate all that fabric from bunching up is by wearing a pair of cropped jeans. Wear your summertime faves or just cut off the bottoms of an old pair. No one will ever know and you’ll look great!
http://fashion.about.com/od/latesttrends/f/tuckbbootsin.htm
http://fashiongallery.us/2008/11/25/boots-with-skinny-jeans-still-in-style/
read the first sentence on this one!
I love the skinny jeans trend, specifically being able to tuck the jeans into fabulous tall boots.
http://astrology.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/skinny-jeans-dilemma-310070/
I’m not sure where this thread is headed, but I’m in awe.
Come on, boys… will florals make a comeback this spring? 😉
It was on the Today show this weekend as well!
NOW BEAT IT!
pirate shirts pan, pirate shirts!
Argh…
Your outgoing President wears the Crocs.
The comments on that thread are a hoot.
he aint mine…he’s yours maybe…
DV wrote, he aint mine…he’s yours maybe…
Oh, when did Donsquishy Land become a sovereign nation?
ever since I started to live off the grid man
Bruce Willis wears them:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1082623/The-Ugg-ly-truth-How-men-muscling-girls-favourite-footwear.html
Uggs used to be all about surfers…