Delaware Liberal

Fact of the Day

Ugg’s are freaking retarded. I don’t care what you are wearing with them, you look retarded. Worse than crocs. You don’t look hot with your sweatpants on and tucked into them. Your rear ends look terrible in sweat pants couple that with ugly freaking boots that need to be taken off the planet faster than the Palin family and you have a walking nightmare. Also, YOU look ridiculous with the fake ugg’s that are so freakin fury you look as though you just got off a plane that swept you out of Siberia. You are in Delaware. You don’t need to dress like you are in Sub Zero weather in December.

2nd Fact of the Day.

Chicks that wear leather boots that have a heel are HOT. Tight jeans tucked into the boots, HOTTER. Wearing a Skirt that comes above the knee and those boots is HOTTEST!

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