THINGS NOT TO TELL
FELLOW CONSTRUCTION
WORKERS WHEN YOU’RE
THE NEW GUY.

BY ZACH FOX

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Had you been a girl, your mother would have named you Melissa.

You have never been hunting.

Your 18-year-old sister’s name is Veronica Fox.

Country music is OK, but you usually listen to anti-folk, no-wave, and some math rock.

This construction gig is just temporary—you’ll be leaving as soon as you sell your first book.

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