A Child is Born….
…Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston was born to Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston yesterday. The young Tripp weighs in as a 7 lb., 4 oz. healthy baby boy. The baby’s father, Levi Johnston, is training to be an electrician, while his mother, Bristol, is taking correspondence courses to obtain her high school diploma. One of his grandmothers was recently arrested on drug charges while the other is nervously monitoring Alaska’s airspace.
Wait…did Bristol and Levi tie the knot? Did I miss that?
Ya think Bristol did the virginity ball thingy with her Dad?
And when her son misbehaves she can say that he’s a “bad Tripp”.
What is it with these names?
I don’t think they have married. Will they ever now that Palin isn’t VP?
Some quick google searching reveals they are not married yet, and are planning a summer 2009 wedding. During the election, some McCain supporters were speculating (or dreaming) of a rushed shotgun wedding before the election in Alaska that would require all of the national media to cover it, thus depriving Obama of coverage for a week or so.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/03/levi-johnston-and-bristol_n_131565.html
Three Sarah Palin posts in two days. She is like the stalking ex-girlfriend, just when you think she is gone, she’s back.
The Immoral Minority writes, “Welcome to the world little Tripp! And good luck with that name.”
I Eat Gravel writes, “Bristol Palin gave birth to her
secondfirst child on Sunday.” Now, that’s funny.LOL, Nemski.
nemski wrote:
Except, of course, that she isn’t forcing y’all to write about her. This is more like you making three phone calls in two days to the ex-girlfriend, and then claim she’s a stalker.
The congrats cards are pouring in. The last one is perfect.
http://www.236.com/news/2008/12/29/bristol_continues_the_palin_tr_10814.php
Dana wrote Except, of course, that she isn’t forcing y’all to write about her.
What’s funnier is that you’re reading them.
Kodiak Konfidential writes, “After two months of parading her children around the country for political gain, the governor declared the birth a private family matter and refused comment, so predictably, it was People Magazine that scooped us here in Alaska.”
“For unto us a prop is born.”
Can Sarah claim immaculate conception?
What? No Tangent? No Cosign?
What in the hell did they ever do with a baseball bat?
You know, since one of the 50 middle names is Easton…. 😀
The link below translates your name into what Palin would have named you. It is hilarious! She would have named me Strike Chipper Palin. Thank God my mother chose Bob……..
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
Crunk Petrol Palin
lol
Shove Maggot Palin
Chalk Revelations Palin
Tripp… maybe they conceived the child during an episode of Three’s Company?
BTW, George Bush comes up “Open Aircraft Palin” – Mission Accomplished……..
Trig
Tripp
Track…
If she has a daughter she should name her “Trollop” in honor of John and Cindy McCain.
Trig, named after math he will never be able to do.