Joke of the Day

Filed in National by on January 5, 2009

A worried bookie knows that this Superbowl bet will be the last from this dependable douchebag for a while.  The guy, Bernie,  can not pick a football game or a prop bet right to save his life and the bookie is worried about the loss of this dependable revenue stream.

“Bernie” he says, “You know with football season over, I can take whatever hockey bets you want to make.”

Bernie says…

“Hockey…? What do I know about hockey?”

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  1. TPN says:

    Reminds me of an old joke…

    Husband (to wife) : “What do you mean you lost $300?!?!”

    Wife : “You lost $6000!”

    Husband : “But I know how to gamble!!”