Joke of the Day
A worried bookie knows that this Superbowl bet will be the last from this dependable douchebag for a while. The guy, Bernie, can not pick a football game or a prop bet right to save his life and the bookie is worried about the loss of this dependable revenue stream.
“Bernie” he says, “You know with football season over, I can take whatever hockey bets you want to make.”
Bernie says…
“Hockey…? What do I know about hockey?”
Reminds me of an old joke…
Husband (to wife) : “What do you mean you lost $300?!?!”
Wife : “You lost $6000!”
Husband : “But I know how to gamble!!”