Delaware Liberal

Hello??? Did you forget about the party on 1/24

The Delaware Liberal Ball We still have a lot of room. Yes, the volunteer portion of the days events have filled but the more funner part is still wide open.

If some of you are worried about paying through the website let me know. I can meet you in a dark alley behind the 7/11 on Rt 13 and we can settle up there. Or you can contact us via email and we can give you and address to send a check. If you don’t know what a check is they are those things we used to bitch and moan about old people writing in the grocery store when we were just trying to get a gallon of milk and your kid waited in the car with it running the windows down and people didn’t call the cops on you.

So, back to the party. We will be having several raffle prizes a few of I know will be very nice wine baskets that will have some nice bottles of wine. I believe the raffles will be $5 a ticket and the proceeds will go to the Donviti Human Fund and a portion will also go to Autism of Delaware too to keep things on the up and up.

For those of you that think this is some half assed event it is not. The Governor will be joining me. Yes me at the food bank. You other 20 people will have to work. Jack and myself will be photo’d over the course of the morning at the Food Bank appearing to be doing some manual labor.

After that our Lt. Governor and I will be rubbing elbows at “Taste of Victory” party. Matt and I, yes we are on a first name basis. Matt and I will be hamming it up and making fun of LG and Nemski and acting like we care about what you have to say.

Oh and Mr. VITI himself will be present. Yes. My father will be present. He thinks Bush did a great job and just today was quoted as saying, “Obama better make sure he gets this Illonois shit in order and hope he isn’t part of it”

So, join us. In all seriousness it is going to be a great event for a great cause. The entire Del Lib crew is going to be there and Jason will be topless again and allow you to sign his body as he will be acting like the guest book at the door.

Come on people buy those tickets!

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