In the fight to “save the DE GOP” we have two people who have been shadow boxing in the gym for a while, but now seem ready to RUMBLE!
In this corner wearing gold trunks with embroidered duckies is the man from Greenville, Charlie “Don’t call me Charles Lamot Dupont” Copeland and in this corner wearing a pornstache is the Mike “The Router” Protack..
*Ding!*
Copeland looks hungry. He comes out fast with his genius plan for saving the DE GOP by losing elections and letting father time take out Democrats.
Protack counters with a picture of Ronald Reagan next to a quote by Jason C’ ONeill
Who?
Exactly! Points for Protack there.
Copeland looks stunned, but has THE TRUTH about Roe v. Wade in his corner. Oh My God! he is swinging that truth at Protack’s head like a giant salami. Protack is on the ropes having never figured out that 65% of Americans want to keep Roe v Wade because they don’t understand it.
Protack looks desperate. He throws out a typo on the front page of his blog to buy himself some time and regroup. Now he is saying that collobarative is how they spell it in “the Corps.” Yes, that was a crazy gambit, but that rationalization might have turned the tide. Copeland is back on his heels.
Protack circles in hoping to deliver the coup de grace in the form of a hail of nonsense bullet points:
4. We must need a brand new kind of candidate not enmeshed in the role of party acceptance of a few but electability at the ballot box
Copeland staggers. Protack, suddenly goes “southpaw” and seems to be running for Governor by pressing for more one way streets. Copeland throws a weak haymaker in a desperate attempt to fight off the ropes by having a proxy attack “the media.”
“The media will do their best to find some dirt, any dirt on Chesley ‘Sully’ Sullenberger” because the media “hate(s) heroes unless they are Democrat.”
That random craziness connected with this crowd, but the media jab was too little too late. Copeland is spent. He hits the canvas but is saved by the bell.
The GOP crowd cheers “pornstache! pornstache! pornstache!” the fighters get sponged down and ready for round two.
(to be continued)
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