Complete these sentences

Filed in National by on February 15, 2009

Tax breaks for corporations that are laying of tens of thousands of jobs create jobs because….

A government employee isn’t in a job. He/she is just doing work because….

I am head of the RNC and I tell you not to trust me and now you are going to….

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:

    1) …because unemployment agents need work too.

    2) …because a lot of people who work for the government are inept, like Republican Congresspeople.

    3) …to take you at your word.

  2. nemski says:

    1) because the Ronald Reagan said so.
    2) because he/she can’t get a job in the real world
    3) throw Oreo cookies at me . . . oh wait . . . that never really happened.

  3. jason330 says:

    3) throw Oreo cookies at me . . . oh wait . . . that never really happened.

    Are you sure, because Fred Barnes was just on my TV saying that he oreo thing was true.

  4. nemski says:

    I assume your being sarcastic, however I’ll answer anyway. First Steele was supposedly “pelted” with Oreos, then one may have rolled around his feet, and there are reports that it never happened. So, who knows? My money is on hube though.

  5. jason330 says:

    I know it didn’t happen, but I’m serious about wingnuts trying to breath new life into that BS.

    It was Bernie Goldberg, not Barnes.

    http://mediamatters.org/discuss/200902120020

  6. pandora says:

    Get use to the recycled crap, because, let’s face it, they don’t have anything new.

  7. a. price says:

    Jobs are an essential part of the economy and competition has to be about tax breaks and job creation. Nancy Pelosi is railroading the President and the pro-bipartisan Republicans and Harry Reid is going to force all this pork on us and than tax us for it, and we just want to support president Obama!

    Jobs are created by tax cuts. Tax cuts that San Fran Nancy and her gay pride agenda will not let us tell the president about. a president who is political GOLD right now… we mean who we want to work with bipartisanly.

    Because if you disagree with me, you are a racist. This is the party of Lincoln, who president Obama admires. Lincoln freed the slaves and made it possible for great men like Barack Obama and Chairman Lawn Jockey.. we mean um what is his name again?… oh well.. you aren’t a racist are you?

  8. Government expenditures are the least efficient way to use a hard earned dollar. Growing government employees is the wrong way to grow an economy.

    Corporate tax rates affect the conduct of business. High tax rates discourage business activity- a simple fact.

    Is this the best you have?

  9. Unstable Isotope says:

    1) …because my magic unicorn told me so.

  10. a. price says:

    rebuild, nice satire. i love the sarcastic irony!