Iron Hill to “Bailout” One Check Per NIght
I happen to like “ripped from the headlines” type promotions.
Wilmington – Iron Hill Brewery & Restaurant, the popular food and drink destination with seven area locations, offers guests their own “Economic Stimulus Package”: five times a week, at least one table of guests will be randomly selected to receive a “bailout,” meaning that Iron Hill will buy them their meal.
“People are watching their wallets now more than ever, so the least we can do is reward a lucky few with a great meal on us,” says Director of Culinary Operations Kevin Davies. “This is a lighthearted gesture that we hope will make people smile in these trying times.”
Interesting idea, sorta like a lottery.
So is this stimulus package a direct result of the Bush Years, designed to get people to drink more in order to avoid thinking about how badly Bush fucked up?
(Am I going to get a nasty gram from Nemski for using the word “fuck”?)
yes, this is the kindlier gentler, pussified Del lib now
It’s ok, we can still make fun of Protack (I got permission).
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* Official nemski nasty-gram *
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To Mr/Mrs Reis:
This is your official nemski nasty-gram. Please have a good day.
Sincerely,
nemski
Less humorous but more accurate: Designate one person at the table the CEO, and give him a free ticket for his next meal. Make everyone else pay the bill for tonight’s meal as well as the free ticket.
On second thought, this could be very entertaining if done with a couple out on a date.
Take a Republican to dinner promotion.
Your Republican will complain about everything and while you are trying to order drinks your Republican will loudly interrupt asking the waitress about getting his tires rotated.
When the entrees arrive your Republican will grab all of the entrees off everyones plate and shove them in a sack and walk out. Leaving you with the bill and a note which reads, “God wanted it this way. (Or if they are secular “fiscal conservative” republicans: “Sucks to be you.”)