The travails of the politically-connected. Per the Village Voice, All she wants to do is get laid, and all they want to do is talk about her dad…or Cindy:
“One extreme fan of my mother’s recently told me I could be ‘his Cindy,'” she reveals. “And then asked me if I ever wore pearls because they probably would look as good on me as they do on my mother.” Such an event at so tender an age would have driven us into a life of taxidermy and solitude.
In the interests of political fairness, El Somnambulo points out that she is also turned off by Obama supporters. Her lament is truly touching:
All told Miss McCain describes over a year of what sounds like horrific romantic deprivation. “Too paranoid about getting set up for some sort of weird ‘gotcha’ moment” to date during the campaign, left “scarred and wary” from her post-election encounters, she declares, “at this point, my biggest aphrodisiac is an apathetic attitude toward politics.”
Don’t they have dude ranches in Arizona?