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Rhode Island’s Kmareka.com reports that one man is tired of kosher salt.

Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes.

“I said, ‘What the heck’s the matter with Christian salt?’ “

:  nemski slams head onto desk repeatedly :

Rabbi Sholem Fishbane, kosher administrator for the Chicago Rabbinical Council, said marketing Christian salt as an alternative to kosher salt reflects, at best, ignorance about Jewish dietary laws. He said all salt is inherently kosher because it occurs naturally and requires little or no processing.

Certified kosher foods are not blessed by rabbis but examined by them to ensure that the food and its processing conform with Biblical passages regarding food preparation and consumption, Fishbane said.

Oh, okay, maybe there is some sanity in the world.

: nemski stops slamming head on to his desk. co-workers around him are relieved. for some reason,  nemski continues on reading :

If the salt takes off, Godlewski plans an entire line of Christian-branded foods, including rye bread, bagels and pickles.

: nemski begins again to slam head onto his desk. his boss is very concerned :

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