TO Gone from Dallas Zoo

Pro football’s most famous opera singer (me-me-me-me) has sung his last aria for the Dallas Cowboys. Jerry ‘Kids, Don’t Let Cosmetic Surgery Do This To You’ Jones has parted  ways with the man Bill Parcells referred to as ‘that player’.

Of course, football’s finest diva will not be out of the spotlight for long:

The best news for Owens would be if the cameras were rolling for the new reality TV show he has in the works when he got the news from the Cowboys.

Where might he end up next? That’s sure to be the next drama, and perhaps more great fodder for his TV show.

And, fortunately for the franchise killer, there are already disfunctional franchises desperate for the attention. 

Hello, Oakland.