Fade drumroll
now insert Rod Roddy (now dead but still best dam announcer ever)
David Anderson!
Camera cuts to David, now being spotlighted, looking around for other David Anderson’s in audience because he never wins anything, is always the guy that loses and can’t imagine he would be picked for anything.
Insert Rod Roddy “Yes! You! David Anderson”
Now picture David Leaping up, looking left, then right, then left, then right, then trying to figure out which way is most efficient and least trouble, screaming in a slightly embarrassing high pitched scream that is bordering on a caged animal unable to make a decision which exit to take because food is at either end.
Cut to handsome gameshow host on stage twiddling thumbs waiting then rolling eyes:
Cut back to David still floundering around completely perplexed and now frozen with indecisiveness.
Cut back to host mouthing the words, “fucking idiot” then realizing he was on camera and now director in booth yelling cut back to camera 9 god damnit! Hoping FCC doesn’t now fine him and he loses his job.
Cut back to audience members now feeling incredibly awkward but understanding this isn’t surprising giving what the person is being called to stage for.
Cut back to host telling announcer to tell the live house band to cut the freaking music.
Camera cut to band leader ala David Letterman type bald guy signaling cut sign
Cut back to host who begins to read dumbest comment of the day:
Picture Ushers coming to David’s rescue and escorting him out of the building with audience clapping and now standing in ovation.
Cut to David clapping and raising the roof because he doesn’t get what he was just quoted as saying was the dumbest comment ever written in the history of Delaware blogging and quite possibly since some other idiot with no common sense said a picture of a monkey being shot with a stimulus sign around his neck isn’t racist.
Cut to commercial