Today’s winner of (insert echo voice) “Dumbest Comment” goes to…(insert Drumroll)
Fade drumroll
now insert Rod Roddy (now dead but still best dam announcer ever)
David Anderson!
Camera cuts to David, now being spotlighted, looking around for other David Anderson’s in audience because he never wins anything, is always the guy that loses and can’t imagine he would be picked for anything.
Insert Rod Roddy “Yes! You! David Anderson”
Now picture David Leaping up, looking left, then right, then left, then right, then trying to figure out which way is most efficient and least trouble, screaming in a slightly embarrassing high pitched scream that is bordering on a caged animal unable to make a decision which exit to take because food is at either end.
Cut to handsome gameshow host on stage twiddling thumbs waiting then rolling eyes:
Cut back to David still floundering around completely perplexed and now frozen with indecisiveness.
Cut back to host mouthing the words, “fucking idiot” then realizing he was on camera and now director in booth yelling cut back to camera 9 god damnit! Hoping FCC doesn’t now fine him and he loses his job.
Cut back to audience members now feeling incredibly awkward but understanding this isn’t surprising giving what the person is being called to stage for.
Cut back to host telling announcer to tell the live house band to cut the freaking music.
Camera cut to band leader ala David Letterman type bald guy signaling cut sign
Cut back to host who begins to read dumbest comment of the day:
Picture Ushers coming to David’s rescue and escorting him out of the building with audience clapping and now standing in ovation.
Cut to David clapping and raising the roof because he doesn’t get what he was just quoted as saying was the dumbest comment ever written in the history of Delaware blogging and quite possibly since some other idiot with no common sense said a picture of a monkey being shot with a stimulus sign around his neck isn’t racist.
Cut to commercial
I think Dana’s
“It was the Bush Administration’s greatest failure that, despite several attempts, they did not get the tax cuts made permanent.”
is at least a runner-up.
You know the more I read it, it is barely eked out by DA’s…
“greatest failure”
wow
That must have been a hard decision because there was a whole lot of wingnuttery happening here today.
Don Hussein,
Are you this bitter and nasty in real life, or is this horrible personality just an online thing?
D. A, since i’m sure it’s you. are you this unable to take a joke in normal life? or is it just an online thing?
If I were talking with a group of people and one of them gave a sincere opinion about something, and a second guy went on a long, mean-spirited, tedious rant mocking the first guy as a “fucking idiot,” I’d say the second guy had a horrible personality.
One can make claims to being a ‘hot blogger’ on a basis of dropping ‘F-bombs’ and making attacks while essentially preaching to a choir.
Dave Anderson is a thoughtful person who has the courage to speak for himself.
It is one thing to engage in terminal cuteness and shift to gratuitous vulgarity and snipe at others from a safe distance.
How many ‘progressives’ are willing to engage in free and open debate when they do not control the microphone or the editing of the video images? How many mouse potatoes have really been involved in the political process?
and everyone here thinks blogs are SUCH AN IMPORTANT part of the political process. (end sarcasm)
Art, you don’t like our excellent video montages? you want wit to come out of an echo chamber other than the libs? to words friend…
Be somebody
Just Asking,
I didn’t call him a fucking idiot. The game show host did.
Art,
courage to sound stupid doesn’t make you any smarter
aprice,
the Just Asking guy is actually the Independent guy/gal from the wingnut thread 2 days ago
Aren’t all liberals bitter and nasty? I think it’s one of the qualifications to join the club. They are the Opus Dei of politics. Self inflicted bitterness and nastiness for no good reason.
And here you are h, just oozing bitterness.
The bitterness and nastyness is in the deliberate revision of history and experience and and expecting that everyone here will just nod their heads and give them a pass.
Making pretend that they know what they are talking about (when they’ve clearly demonstrated otherwise) is what we don’t do here.
I’m guilty of nasty, for sure. And I don’t give a fuck. Bitter, though, I don’t see it. I’m actually nasty because I get off on it. Plus I’ll gladly walk the walk.
And “self-inflicted” bitterness… as opposed to, what, bitterness imposed upon one by another? I think you might have pulled that one from the deepest recesses of your rectum.
HA,HA,HA
DG,
And “self-inflicted” bitterness… as opposed to, what, bitterness imposed upon one by another?
it’s a classic example of someone trying to sound smart…
I guess the Opus Dei thing went right over your head.
How’s the job hunt going?
Gawd Damn that was a weak analogy, h!
Fracking Opus Dei?
Why don’t you get to the point and just say Libs are like Conservatives? Both get pissy when the ball is kept away from them. But please, let’s keep the religious-fantasy world bs where it belongs, to the far right!
No it didn’t, it just wasn’t funny or smart.
Yes your right, both sides don’t like when they don’t have the ball. That’s politics. It’s just the level of pissiness differs. Sorry for the weak analogy, just watched The Davinci Code this weekend. It just seems liberals are always pissed off about something. Never content.
I purposely chose the religious reference to show how easy it is to get you riled up. Doesn’t take much.
“It just seems liberals are always pissed off about something.”
I think it’s more accurate to say that people who comment on blogs are always pissed off about something. That’s the reason they’re online discussing this stuff in the first place.
Liberals always gets so pissed that they frequently search for proxy murder victims inside of Tennessee churches, and let’s not forget giving federal buildings the Beirut treatment! Ah yes, h., I see your point now!
Dikembe’s waving his finger at you.
I guess that’s why I’m drawn to this blog. The amount of negativity is astounding. Life is too short to be so pissed off all the time.
h., be careful. You might get sanctioned for such a comment.
Cracker,
The difference is the nutjobs on the extreme right just have more balls(less brains),and actually carryout what the nutjobs on the extreme left talk about(with the exception of say, Bill Ayers).
Wow! Nice rationalization you got going there.
H,
I like to think the left values life more than the right
I think both sides value life. But in a different way.
h.
What are you referring to in regards to what “the nutjobs on the extreme left talk about”?
Do you have some specific threats of violence from “the nutjobs on the extreme left” or are you just making stuff up?
For your information, it is the people on the left that are constantly faced with the bombs and guns from the people on the right.
h., do you read what you write? or just slam your face on the keyboard and hit send.
Speaking of Barry’s Best Fried Bill, pretty sure the Weathermen were horrible failures who blew themselves up. We are bad at violence. thats wht the “lefties” stick to things like voting and community organizing, and imporving the planet. (before you even garble up PETA and ELF, just know they are NOTHING to most left wing people. we refute them and want to stop them….. NOT fight for their rights to guns like SOME people
The right win however can boast find upstanding groups like The Arian Nation. Tim McVey, the church shooter hell, John Wilkes Booth ( yes a Democrat, but still right wing) all of them Right Wing Terrorists. they are GOOD at violence.
Just keep spelling my name correctly.