From the files of “Who Could have Predicted?”:
Sarah Palin’s 18-year-old daughter Bristol has reportedly broken off her engagement with Levi Johnston, the father of her 2-month-old son Tripp.
Um, I could have predicted. I did predict it. It was a shotgun wedding planned solely for political purposes.
UPDATE: I fear I may have to take this back, I was reading the story further and the source seems to be a Star Magazine interview with Levi’s sister. And who knows how good a source she is.
So just enjoy this story for its comedic value. I have no idea if it is accurate.
And when I am talking about comedy, I mean this:
Apparently, Levi is also far from being a hands-on dad. Said Mercede: “Levi tries to visit Tripp every single day, but Bristol makes it nearly impossible for him. She tells him he can’t take the baby to our house because she doesn’t want him around ‘white trash.’ She treats him so badly!”
Honey, look in the mirror.