Deep Vacation Thought

Filed in National by on March 24, 2009

I am hard pressed to imagine a worse vacation than being trapped on a train with Rick Jensen.  

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  1. a. price says:

    stuck at a urinal next to glenn beck

  2. John Tobin says:

    Is that train ride a vacation or a hostage situation?
    I think I might have to request for Bill Richardson to negotiate my release.

  3. jason330 says:

    It would be suicide inducing.

  4. pandora says:

    Now, I’m going to have nightmares.

  5. cassandra_m says:

    I’ve heard a commercial for this and the images that I get from this are Not Good. First I want to know who will pay for a vacation with Rick Jensen.
    Second, why? I keep imagining Jensen showing up at your breakfast table in the dining car in full Gary Owens mode riffing on how your oatmeal and your cholesterol levels are a socialist plot to make you think you need more health care than you already have. Or something.

    Scary.

  6. edisonkitty says:

    Two apropos songs come to mind: ‘Locomotive Breath’ by Jethro Tull, and ‘Waiting for the End of the World’ by Elvis Costello.

  7. Susan Regis Collins says:

    …is Ricky gonna be ‘pulling the train’? 😉

  8. Al Mascitti says:

    I asked management if they were cooking up one of these for me and was told they were lining me up for a bus trip to Camden.

  9. Rebecca says:

    The pain, the pain, the pain.

    Are they issuing straight-jackets to the conductors for when people just go completely around the bend?

  10. RSmitty says:

    😆 at Al. That was good.

    Keep in mind, though, for as much as it may rub you the wrong way being stuck in a train with Jensen…the man is a very good beer man. There actually could be something tangible there, once you get him away from his politics.