Archive for March 25th, 2009
For David Anderson
David Anderson, a staunch defender of his own impenetrable asshole, is afraid that seeing homosexuals living together freely will turn him into a phallus-obsessed man-slut. If a gay-married couple moved in next door to him, Anderson fears he will suddenly be filled with carnal desires that will leave his anus in shambles. He testified today […]
Steele: “I Meant To Shoot Myself In The Foot”
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBEdbHnMQhg[/youtube] That whole blow-up with Rush? Steele claims he did it on purpose. Gaffes are part of his strategy. Mistakes are… Made you look! What a sly fox. And here I just thought he was nuts.
Tom Carper, (if this is true) You Are A Lowlife POS. Case Closed.
Jack Cafferty was on CNN about 15 minutes ago saying that Tom Carper’s “centrist” Democratic caucus is siding with the Republicans to defeat President Obama’s budget. I just have to point out that the other Democratic “cenrtists” are from red states – while Carper allegedly represents Delaware, a state with a PLUS 6 Dem partisan […]
Another Day, Another Wingnut Conspiracy
Nemski highlighted the crazy question FoxNoise managed to ask President Obama last night, and now I’m reading that the New World Currency is the new right-wing stupidity: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2jfpHbIITo[/youtube] And, of course, the Chinese are in this for something too — they are heavily invested in the dollar and heavily tied to it. But count on […]
There is no God
The man released after spending 27 years in jail for a murder he did not commit has spent his first weekend of freedom in hospital after being hit by a taxi. Sean Hodgson needed stitches in his face after being struck by the cab as he was about to cross a busy road in London. […]
If I had a nickle
For every time a chick tried to handcuff herself to me after I wanted to dump her boy I’d be
Deep Media Strategy Thought
President Obama and every single Democrat who is ever on TV or quoted in the newspaper for the next 20 years should work this sentence into every interview, “We all know that the media has a very conservative bias.” Keep keep saying that for 20 years day in and day out. The evidence shows that […]
Tom Carper (Hearts) Gibberish
That is what Atrios and Ezra Klien conclude after reading this in today’s WaPo. As moderate leaders, it is not our intent to water down the president’s agenda. We intend to strengthen and sustain it. Moderation is not a mathematical process of finding the center for its own sake. Practical solutions are practical because they […]
Apocalypse Nigh
One of my daily reads is George Parker’s AdScam/The Horror! If a blogger could be considered no holds barred, it would be Parker. Even though I am not involved in advertising, Parker’s rants are occasionally humorous, always laced with profanity and often instructive. Take for instance yesterday’s post, Kudos to Bob Garfield. Parker writes: Yes, […]
Quote of the Day II
Major Asshat . . . oops I mean . . . . Major Garrett of Faux News asked the following question to President Obama last night. Pay close attention to the second paragraph. Good evening, Mr. President. Thank you. Taking this economic debate a bit globally, senior Chinese officials have publicly expressed an interest in an […]
Quote of the Day
President Obama was asked last night on why it took a few days to comment on the AIG bonuses. Well, it took us a couple of days because I like to know what I’m talking about before I speak. – President Obama He shoots, he scores.
The County That Couldn’t Shoot Straight
You’ve all heard the term ‘self-fulfilling prophecy’. As it turns out, New Castle County Executive Chris Coons’ tone-deafness on the issue of county services vs. the need for tax increases could have been avoided…IF Coons hadn’t embarked on last year’s public relations tour to convince the public and himself that everybody loved county services so […]
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