If I masturbate 183 times in a month…no, not February…am I torturing myself?
If I strap my child to a chair and force him to watch the same episode of Dora the Explorer 183 times in a month is that torture?
If I force someones head under water to the point where they would die and then a split second before they would die pull their head out of the water and then do that 183 times in a month (not February) is that torture?
If I kidnap Hube and force him to read the same NJ police reports 183 times in a month is that torture?
If I strap Tom S. to a chair and force him to put his nose 1 inch away from a lady receiving an abortion and do so 183 times in a month (not during Easter or Christmas months, that would be wrong) is that considered torture?
If I slammed Liz Allen up against a wall of plywood (blessed by a Rabbi of course) repeatedly for 5 minutes at a time and do so 183 times in a month is that torture?
If I captured Labron James and twisted his ankle, not tearing ligaments, not breaking it, but just twisting so it hurt real fucking bad and to alleviate the pain he would drag his body on his arms and crawl around writhing in agony and did so 183 times in a month is that torture?
If I pluck Mike Protack’s mustache in the same spot 183 times in a month is that torture?
If I keep someone awake for 11 days straight, pour cold water on them, not like ohhhh that’s cold water when taking a shower and your spouse flushes a toilet on you, but water that is within 2 degrees of freezing all over their body to the point you are practically submerging them, put them in a fridge for hours at a time after that in the wet clothing to within in minutes of hypothermia, pull them out, play lould music in their ears for hours, strip them naked and hang them in chains from the cieling with a hood on their head so they don’t know where they are and what time of day it is and then as soon as they are about to fall asleep again wake them with a punch in the face a twist of a nipple and pluck of a body part is that torture?
If I did something to you that is the worst possible thing you can think of do that that to the point where you wished you would die or could kill yourself but were under constanst supervision and there was no way you could kill yourself then, once I found out what it was that you were so terrified of to the point where I noticed your faculties where failing and you where becoming delirious and if you ever had to go to court the judge would say you aren’t fit to be in a court of law THEN I did that same thing to you 183 times in a single month…is that torture?