Delaware Liberal

Miss California: Just a Good Wholesome Christian with a Boob Job

Yep, suhprize, suhprize, Miss Holier Than Thou will be an introducer tonight on the Dove Gospel Music Awards show.

And, just like that, the Religious Right has a new cause celebre. “She would’ve won if she hadn’t expressed her honest views.” 

Yes, and Miss Mississippi would’ve won if she hadn’t supported cross-burnings. Granted, there is nothing more vapid than beauty pageants. But at least the judges had the good sense to realize that they couldn’t send Miss USA out to cut ribbons at supermarket openings if she was gonna spout anti-gay rhetoric.

BTW, ‘bulo was just wondering. What does the Bible say about boob jobs and wearing bikinis in public? Anything similar to what the Koran says?

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