Poll Question
“If you were pulled over for a DUI would you?”
1. Use your politician’s ‘get out of jail free card’
2. Beat your wife
3. Call the sheriff and have it ‘handled’
4. Call MADD
5. Become a disgraced Democrat
6. All the above
7. Man up
8) Act like a lady, and offer the the kind policeman a breath mint too.
Another sexists poll by donviti.
Having exerience with this, I say Man up (provided you are a man).
I like to think of it as a target audience poll
If I were pulled over for DUI, I would insist on the breathalyzer test, because I’d pass; I almost never drink in the first place, and never drive drunk! 🙂
Well Dana, that would be me too, but with the way my luck has been running this wouldn’t be over until the “Innocence Project” was involved.
Note to readers, if you happen to be driving with an expired temporary tag, and are in Dover on your way to DMV w/ folder next to you on seat, remember this: you will get a ticket for the expired tag (understood), AND you will get a ticket for NOT DESTROYING the temporary tag (WWWHHHHAAATTTT we’re “allowed” to touch it!), to the tune of another 50 bucks added on. But take heart, it was discretionary not to impound my vehicle, and remove it from me one and 1/2 miles from DMV. And in broad daylight, driving a mini-van I required a uniformed, and under-cover unit to handle my gross allegation and misdeed. But to their defense, I’ve seen “COPS” too, and still offered a stick of gum while I was waiting. But couldn’t they have sent the undercover guy ahead?
PROBLEM:
expired tag + not destroying the temporary tag + driving a mini-van = HISPANIC
SOLUTION:
Get a McCain/Palin bumper sticker on that mini van ASAP.
Claim to be a Kennedy.
Watch out if the arresting officer has a name tag that says KOPECHNE.
There are some ‘frequent flyers’ with a string of DUIs and accidents. They seem to know how to game the system and skate by. Jail time might be of benefit.
Miscreant: I still had the “Anybody But Hilary” sticker in place!
# 1 worked for Richard Cordrey and worked twice for Rod Dixon, arguably the least-distinguished State Rep (he and Marybeth Boykin would vie for that dubious distinction) ‘bulo’s ever known.
Unfortunately, Rod’s 3rd DUI, not so much…
Do the all-of-the-above (#6), but also add:
start commenting relentlessly on the blogs, using anonymous handles while giving insider-info and glorifying myself and trying to out other anony bloggers, because I think they shouldn’t be anonyomous with insidery info, except for me, cuz I am teh shizzit. Then I’d make friends with another blogger, take a vacation during session, blame other legistlators and remind myself, I am teh shizzit. I will also vote against every piece of pro-gay-community legislation the one guy who pulled my ass back into Dover ever brings up, because I am teh shizzit.
…not that I know about anyone doing that stuff.
“# 1 worked for Richard Cordrey…”
Ah, yes, if I recall the code was amended because of what became known as “The Cordrey Defense” in law enforcement circles. I knew the arresting officer well, he was a top-notch guy, and truly believe his career path was *suppressed*because of that arrest.
As always, I could be wrong…
As always, I could be wrong…
click and repeat
Just my humble way of acknowledging that my memory isn’t what used to be, and that I’m not infallible. If you’re having difficulty wrapping your head around the concept of infallibility, look in the mirror… if you can handle it, little man.
you are so easy to tweak old timer.
I SAID YOU ARE SO EASY TO TWEAK OLD TIMER….in case you didn’t hear me and have your megaphone to your ear.
THANKS. Unfortunately, I only tend to remember the significant events. That being said, who the hell are you?
it’s me Dad! Don’t you remember (insert tearing)
I’ve hidden my name to protect the guilty, but the site administrators can see who I am.
There are so many guys around here with multiple DUIs, no licenses, and they drive anyway. One guy showed up at my facility, with his girlfriend, neither of whom can ever get a license before something like 2023, offered me a hit off their joint (which I politely declined) and then, halfway to the gate, pulled over and finished their doobie before hitting the public streets.
The cops know these people, and one guy spends practically every night and weekend in jail, getting out to go to work weekdays. And when he’s done with this term, he’ll get drunk again and wrap another piece of crap car around a telephone pole.