Turns out that her ‘Christian’ faith may be the only thing keeping her on the home team.
According the award-winning LGBT website Towle Road, quoting from the Star magazine, which likely hasn’t won any awards, Carrie Prejean’s mother is gay, and her dad just may be as well.
Here, Star Magazine tells it as only Star Magazine can tell it:
Beauty queen Carrie Prejean has become the poster girl for opponents of gay marriage. But in a shocking exclusive, Star has learned that the reigning Miss California USA’s own mother, Francine Coppola, was entangled in a steamy lesbian love affair right up until the night Carrie placed second in the Miss USA contest!
For the record, El Somnambulo prefers “steamy lesbian love affairs” to “tepid lesbian love affairs”, and he admires Star Magazine’s excessive use of exclamation points!!
And, that’s not all!!
Both Mr. and Mrs. Prejean may be gay! Read this! From TMZ:
In one of the docs, Carrie’s dad describes a confrontation he had with her mom in 1996, in which he recounts an argument in a restaurant parking lot, where “Ms. Prejean accused me, in front of our daughter, of homosexuality.”
The papers also quote a court-appointed doctor who said “The mother questioned [within hearing of the girls] whether [her father] was a homosexual or had a homosexual roommate.”
Also in the docs — a handwritten letter from Carrie’s older sister, in which she recounts a weekend stay with her dad: “One time my sister & I went in the hallway of my dad’s apartment, & his roommate’s door was open all the way & we saw [the roommate] in bed with another man. I don’t think it’s right for my sister & I to have to live that way.”
Lucha Libre wrestlers-turned-bloggers are ill-equipped to understand such stories, what with their hot-blooded Latin temperaments. So, El Somnambulo now calls on the collective wisdom of his readers to explain the Freudian implications of this story.