Charlie Copeland’s new writer baffles me

Between pornstache running to be the governor of a pretty important state in this great nation and now reading up some of the crap Charlie Dupont Copeland and his “writers” (wink wink) posts I don’t have much fear of the GOP taking over the top tier of government any time soon.

I occasionally read other local bloggers to reaffirm the fact that DL is the best blog in the state and I stumbled upon this awesome display of potential Lt. Governorship:

Finally some good news. The UN and the President have issued statements to North Korea chiding them over launching missiles. Thank goodness. I feel much better now.

Oh, it gets better believe me.

As we all know statements have great impact on what screwball Communist/dictatorial regimes do. Ask Stalin or the Nazi’s or Chavez, etc.

Stalin, Nazi’s and Chavez. Chavez? Hmmmm That Sesame Street song is ringing in my ear. One of these things is not like the other. I mean, come on, of all the leaders out there he pulls this one out of his incredible rolodex of foreign tyrants. (Hint, Think Middle East)

I remain baffled

and so do I homie…and so do I

as to why North Korea launched yet another missile. Didn’t they know they were going to get more statements? Eureka – the wisdom of the ages has been revealed to me – they think that the Secretary of State will come visit laden with gifts and do a photo – op just like the last female Secretary of State. The two woman have something in common but I can’t seem to remember what it is. Anyway, back to the incalculable value of statements.

hmmm I will let my fellow female bloggers have a crack at that one. It don’t look right to me after a first, second or third read. Hell of a deal breaker the next time someone wants to run for office me thinks though. I’d hate to have that quote attributed to a website I own/run/edit. Not that Chuck can’t put up a new website somewhere and deny he actually did it.

I mean statements do they have their place it allows for time for diplomacy. It also allows the dictator more time to pillage, kill , maim, destroy, and of course keep democracy in a closet thanks to state run TV. And for North Korea it allows more time for building more missiles so they can sometime soon have a real practice test.

Oh dear code word alert: Democracy DV’s talking point decoder is pinging like crazy and it sounds to me like homegrown wants to go all pre-emptive on someone.

Whereas today’s dictators are like unruly kids who have been trained that the parents won’t really come upstairs with the belt or really ground them for two weeks or really stop them from eating ice cream, they continue doing whatever it is they like.

What? Huh? (Picture DV re-reading with mouth agape and completely bewildered, then shaking head says aloud, “what the hell is this fool writing on about?” My dog looks up, stares, plops back down and resumes sleeping.)

My only question is what statement do we issue when Toyko is hit by a missile and we by treaty are forced to assist them?

Where did you go to school? How did you graduate? What do you do for a living that even remotely leads you to believe that writing crap like this is insightful and somehow coming from a man with knowledge of foreign diplomacy. And since when and why are we supposed to be worried about China? A pretty big country, with a lot of people that I’m pretty confident can handle itself. Assuming you aren’t Charlie then wow, hell of an addition to the blog.

Ladies and gentlemen our almost Lt. Governor’s newest addition.