National Lampoon’s Citizen’s Grand Juries
GTF Outta Here!
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I’m going to get a citizen’s grand jury together to investigate the fact that this guy is wearing sneakers with a suit.
Tags: Republican Crazy
WTF??? Is this a joke?
Such rank amateurs… Standby…
So, these guys registered their domain as a .org. But the .com version is available… er… was available. 🙂
This could be fun.
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Did the man wearing a suit and sneakers just say that there are no records of President Obama being a Senator?
Let’s start generating some content for citizensgrandjuries.com
“A Citizen’s Grand Jury has now been convened that found that President Obama is from the planet X-567b in the Alpha Centauri system on a secret mission here to steal our women for breeding purposes.”
He has yet to show proof that he is not from X-567b.
Good start. And it is AmericanGrandJury.com.
Oh, and there is evidence that “Dreams from my Father” is actually a cookbook.
citizensgrandjuries.com has determined that Michelle Obama actually has bear arms
Barack Obama has gone back in time and kidnapped Rudy Huxatable. she is currently living in the White House.
AmericanGrandJury.com has instructed America’s sheriffs to arrest President Obama on sight for President Obama’s failure to yield to AmericanGrandJury.com’s towering intellect and indefatigable guile.
“Michelle Obama actually has bear arms”
She has a constitutional right to bear arms.
. . . has determined that Barack Hussein Obama is actually all black
There is no record that Barack Obama was ever elected President of the United States.
Barack Obama is actually a huge ventriloquist dummy that Hillary Clinton controls.
Barack Obama’s favorite fabric is Muslin.
FSP’s was a keeper.
“Experts have shown to be a forgery.”
Except not really.
Welcome, Brian.
There is no proof that Barack Hussein Obama was not responsible for the government’s massive failure during Hurricane Katrina.
Barack Hussein Obama likes Stargate more than Star Trek.
Barack Hussein Obama wakes up the White House Kitchen staff in the middle of the night and forces them get left over tabouli salad out of the fridge when he could very easily get it himself, but does he care? NO!
#21 LOL!
The bastard!
Barack Hussein Obama abandons his pretensions to arugula and dijon mustard for snacks of tater tots and cheese whiz when no one is looking.
Barack Hussein Obama was flying Air Force One on a joy ride when it buzzed by the Statue of Liberty.