Late Night Oddity: Die Harry Potter, Die!

Filed in National by on June 9, 2009

You know Pepsi paid a fortune for this sweet product placement.
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  1. pandora says:
    June 9, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Seriously, isn’t this child abuse?

  2. jason330 says:
    June 9, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    She could afford to mix in a salad once in a while. Salads are not devil food as far as I know.

  3. pandora says:
    June 9, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    My 12 year old daughter just watched this and said, “Someone needs to tell that lady that Harry Potter is a fictional character.”

    I’m so proud! 🙂

  4. nemski says:
    June 9, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    What’s your 12 year old doing up past 11? Child abuse! 😉

  5. pandora says:
    June 10, 2009 at 12:03 am

    LOL!

  6. Dorian Gray says:
    June 10, 2009 at 8:35 am

    “Warlocks are enemies of GAWD!” That’s awesome. I always wondered about the tooth fairy actually. Flittering around and collecting baby teeth. Sounds like a pederast to me… was the tooth fairy a guy or a girl?

    The one thing I can say about the religious freaks is they love discussing fiction literature. When they think it’s real it makes me laugh. Maybe I’m just overly sensative. I wonder if Dorian Gray is an enemy of god? Not me. I know I am. I mean the Oscar Wilde character…

  7. jason330 says:
    June 10, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Dorian Gray (the fictional one) is not an enemy of God per se.

    However, he wishes God would not let his dog bark so long at 7 am befor letting him in and he worries that God is letting the beds on the southwest side of his house go to shit and is just letting that gutter over the garage hang there which tells Dorian Gray that God is a bit checked out and Dortian Gray thinks that if he has to put his house on the market, having God next door is not exactly a selling point.

  8. Unstable Isotope says:
    June 10, 2009 at 8:56 am

    I’m sure taking all the fun out of life is a great way to recruit people to your religion. Good luck with that strategy, folks!

  9. jason330 says:
    June 10, 2009 at 9:08 am

    My informal study shows…

    50% (or so) of those kids will pick up on the fact that they were being scared for no real reason; will resent it and turn away from the Church. (or be lured away from the Church by Satan)

    Around 45% will figure that there are some legitimate points regarding right living hidden amongst the scare mongering and will identify themselves as Christians of some sort.

    4% will remain terrified their whole lives and will vote the straight GOP ticket in every election. (The 45% of this group who are girls raised to know nothing about sex will get pregnant prior to their 20th birthday.)

    1% will remain terrified their whole lives and will vote the straight GOP ticket in every election and will shoot abortion providers.

  10. callerRick says:
    June 10, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Ever read Tolkein’s ‘Lord of the Rings,’ or any of Lewis’ ‘Chronicles of Narnia,’ such as ‘The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe?’ All extant examples of Christian allegory.

  11. Dorian Gray says:
    June 10, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Christian allegory?? What’s Chr…. Oh, like the New Testament!

  12. callerRick says:
    June 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Exactly.

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