Delawarean Wins Stanley Cup
I ain’t no hockey fan, but Delawarean Mark Eaton last night won the Stanley Cup with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Delaware freaking rules!
BTW, Eaton once played for the Flyers. Since he left, number of Stanley Cups won by the Flyers, zero; the number of Stanley Cups won by Eaton, 1.
Congratulations Pittsburgh!